$10 000 polo shirt that repels automatic weapon fire

Safety sure is expensive.

Pilot's pen

The LED needs a single AAA.

TeaCubes -- retractable spool timer

Adjustable time? Good for the hurried life, not for those serious about tea.

Opening RBC bank account can get a free Eee PC

The Eee PC 2G Surf, but you have to have direct payroll deposit already at your present account and transfer it.

Cord-O-Clip -- the modern clothesline

Subtle Butt fart pads

Neutralizes odor with activated carbon.

LiveScribe's Pulse Smartpen -- tap on writing, hear audio from that time

The microdotted notebook is a key part of the technology.

ShipGooder -- compare courier rates

Includes USPS and Canada Post.

Moving Men Furniture Sliders

... smooth frisbee-shaped polymer disks, either 7" or 3 1/2" in diameters, filled with a spongy material (they call it a special grip pad). They are an improvement on the "furniture coasters" my mother used to put under the sofa in that the special grip pad does really work, allowing you to move furniture easily.

Space-saving iwavecube microwave

How much of that microwave space do you really use?

Creative Industrial Objects' CI desk

Secret service 2-way wireless micro headset

ShamWow -- the super chamois

The Shamwow absorbs 20 times its weight in water, doesn't drip when you take it to the sink and when it dries, it stays soft. You can only use a chamois on a car, but the Shamwow can be used for the car, household uses and much more.

VIEVU PVR-PRO -- wearable video recorder

Just flip it open to start recording at 30fps.

Multi-outlet Powramid -- whack on those adapters

No more awkwardness with AC adapters on conventional power bars/strips.

Skull bike helmet

Cool, or what?

Water-activated portable power generator

For recreational and emergency purposes.

Taserproof jacket

Engadget's link just goes to the abstract for the patent application.

Bricor's very low flow showerheads

That's 1.125 gallons per minute @ 50 psi.

Crealev's levitating lamps

Coming out in 2008.